- I didn't see that risk coming!
- This whole project is based on a case study I read in the paper last week.
- I'm not sure this project is going to deliver any benefits.
- The project is running well ahead of schedule.
- I think we'll miss that milestone by quite a long way.
- We're charging you far too much to run this project.
- There's far more budget and time than is needed.
- I didn't actually have a plan; I was playing it by ear.
- I can't take credit for that success.
- How about paying us based on the success of the project?
NB. I can't remember where I saw this first. I found it on my disc recently. If anyone out there knows from whence this came, I will happily credit the original creator. Until then, have a good laugh….
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